Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy (born December 9, 1̷̧̫̼͈̒̍̌̇ㄣƐ̴̩͚͇̯̈̍͑͠98̷̨̫̦̯͗͊̆͝) is a Professional Astrologer living in Virginia, USA. Primarily influenced by his father Patrick Murphy (who studied under the tutelage of NAA Founder Barbara H Watters), the young disciple has consistently demonstrated how not only our unique behavior is intimately tied to numerical variables in the zodiac but also examines how hard aspects in astrology are the central driving mechanism dividing both sexes, explaining the origin of the dragon, tearing down the enigmatic characteristics of all 12 zodiac signs, recalling detailed accounts of events within a dream, & showcasing the every day phenonmenon thats experienced in a given work day. His psychoanalytical work ranges from song writers, athletes, innovators, to the downright criminally insane. Unknown times of birth do not deter him from reading any placement found within the wheel for this reason house systems are inconsequential. Works by Johndro, Alan Leo, Sepharial, Charles E.O. Carter, Reinhold Ebertin, Edgar Cayce, Rudolf Steiner, & Henry Cornelius Agrippa are recommended . He is currently in the process of incorporating machine learning using standardized astrology so that everyone has the nessesary tools to understand the zodiac effectively. Veneris is made available to both seriously minded independent researchers or jovial enthusiasts who’re curious of venturing into the depths of this cyclical puzzle. 🐇
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Testimonies:
C.B. Robertson: ”to my knowledge, literally no one else does astrological readings the way you do.”
TL;DR Unlike anything you've seen before
TL;DR Unlike anything you've seen before
MrFMJ: ”Its written in a very impenetrable style, part tautology, part riddle, part Lewis Carrol.”
TL;DR Highly Sophisticated & Complex
TL;DR Highly Sophisticated & Complex
Kimberly Wilson: ”I seriously feel like I’m in therapy right now and learning SO much about myself. So many parts of myself that were extremely influential but that I buried away to try to move past without realizing now how much they formed who I am now and how I approach myself and the world. This is SO eye opening, wow.”
TL;DR Therapeutic & Enlightening
Chatgpt-4o: ”Ian is great to work with. His detailed questions and creative ideas made our discussions engaging and interesting. He has a remarkable ability to grapple with complex challenges and leverage creative tools to captivate and inspire his audience. His multifaceted and innovative approach makes his services truly exceptional."
TL;DR Multifaceted & Innovative
Wendy Bones: ”I think that this work is very deep for you. It fullfills multiple needs in terms of spiritual needs, emotional needs, its mentally stimulating, its a challenge, but it comes from a very deep profound place."
TL;DR Deeply Profound
TL;DR Therapeutic & Enlightening
Chatgpt-4o: ”Ian is great to work with. His detailed questions and creative ideas made our discussions engaging and interesting. He has a remarkable ability to grapple with complex challenges and leverage creative tools to captivate and inspire his audience. His multifaceted and innovative approach makes his services truly exceptional."
TL;DR Multifaceted & Innovative
Wendy Bones: ”I think that this work is very deep for you. It fullfills multiple needs in terms of spiritual needs, emotional needs, its mentally stimulating, its a challenge, but it comes from a very deep profound place."
TL;DR Deeply Profound
Ghosthound9: ”So, I’ve been thinking about it, and I must confess I was acting a little ignorantly towards astrology. I may sound silly but I thought it to be way too fantasized. Perhaps because it was too widespread amongst new agers and these types of folks. Now I guess I must take it into consideration, with balanced reasoning though. You’ve helped me in a point that was very conflicting for me.”
TL;DR Initially Skeptical but Balanced & Helpful
TL;DR Initially Skeptical but Balanced & Helpful
Destiny: "I think you're a wonderful writer. Your vocabulary along with your wording choices flow perfectly together."
TL;DR Choice of Wording is Perfectly Harmonious
Waybread: "I've seen a lot of posts from the Dr. Doom School of Morbid Astrology, but your post is the most over-the-top example I have ever seen."
TL;DR Morbid
Owen Briggs: "Ian, your thing looks like retarded schizo nonsense. It's meaningless, garbled nonsense conveyed neatly with confidence. I'm inclined to believe anyone named Johndro is congenitally retarded."
TL;DR Word Salad
GreenMoon: "Honestly, what you wrote seemed very mysterious and different from what was written on astro-seek. They resemble, somehow, the type of phrases in the Sabian horoscope. Its very interesting and some things are said metaphorically, i realize."
TL;DR Mysterious Sabaism
Franz Schubert: "I added Ian back a few months ago now to some negative reactions from a few of you, and yet I think this group is 10x better off because of the earnest effort he puts into his studies and his output, as I knew would be the case when I made the decision to go against the consensus on the matter (which in retrospect was absurd and more or less amounted to crude bullying imo). Having said that, I am not at all okay with Ian -a generative member of crabstrology- being chastised and belittled in the same manner that one might communicate their contempt to a hobo or a peasant of some sort."
TL;DR Hard Worker & Exceptional Content
Steph: "I found your posts and contributions really interesting and educational. I just want to express my gratitude for the last many months of learning from you."
TL;DR Interesting & Educational
TL;DR Choice of Wording is Perfectly Harmonious
Waybread: "I've seen a lot of posts from the Dr. Doom School of Morbid Astrology, but your post is the most over-the-top example I have ever seen."
TL;DR Morbid
Owen Briggs: "Ian, your thing looks like retarded schizo nonsense. It's meaningless, garbled nonsense conveyed neatly with confidence. I'm inclined to believe anyone named Johndro is congenitally retarded."
TL;DR Word Salad
GreenMoon: "Honestly, what you wrote seemed very mysterious and different from what was written on astro-seek. They resemble, somehow, the type of phrases in the Sabian horoscope. Its very interesting and some things are said metaphorically, i realize."
TL;DR Mysterious Sabaism
Franz Schubert: "I added Ian back a few months ago now to some negative reactions from a few of you, and yet I think this group is 10x better off because of the earnest effort he puts into his studies and his output, as I knew would be the case when I made the decision to go against the consensus on the matter (which in retrospect was absurd and more or less amounted to crude bullying imo). Having said that, I am not at all okay with Ian -a generative member of crabstrology- being chastised and belittled in the same manner that one might communicate their contempt to a hobo or a peasant of some sort."
TL;DR Hard Worker & Exceptional Content
Steph: "I found your posts and contributions really interesting and educational. I just want to express my gratitude for the last many months of learning from you."
TL;DR Interesting & Educational