Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy (born December 9, 1̷̧̫̼͈̒̍̌̇ㄣƐ̴̩͚͇̯̈̍͑͠98̷̨̫̦̯͗͊̆͝) is an Astrologer who's currently studying for the Advanced Prep Exam Class under Kathryn Silverton to become AFA certified. Primarily influenced by his father (who studied under the tutelage of NAA Founder Barbara H Watters), the young disciple has consistently demonstrated how not only our unique behavior is intimately tied to numerical variables in the zodiac but also examines how hard aspects in astrology are the central driving mechanism dividing both sexes, explaining the origin of the dragon, tearing down the enigmatic characteristics of all 12 zodiac signs, recalling detailed accounts of events within a dream, & showcasing the every day phenomena thats experienced in a given work day. His psychoanalytical work ranges from song writers, athletes, innovators, to the downright criminally insane. Unknown times of birth do not deter him from reading any placement found within the wheel for this reason house systems are inconsequential. Works by Johndro, Alan Leo, Sepharial, Charles E.O. Carter, Reinhold Ebertin, Edgar Cayce & Rudolf Steiner, are recommended . He is currently in the process of incorporating machine learning using standardized astrology so that everyone has the nessesary tools to understand the zodiac effectively. Veneris is made available to both seriously minded independent researchers or jovial enthusiasts who’re curious of venturing into the depths of this cyclical puzzle. 🐇


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Testimonies:

C.B. Robertson: ”to my knowledge, literally no one else does astrological readings the way you do.”
TL;DR Unlike anything you've seen before
MrFMJ: ”Its written in a very impenetrable style, part tautology, part riddle, part Lewis Carrol.”
TL;DR Highly Sophisticated & Complex
Kimberly Wilson: ”I seriously feel like I’m in therapy right now and learning SO much about myself. So many parts of myself that were extremely influential but that I buried away to try to move past without realizing now how much they formed who I am now and how I approach myself and the world. This is SO eye opening, wow.”
TL;DR Therapeutic & Enlightening


Catherine Laurent: ”You are truly a prince among men. Don't let half baked astro puffer fish make you believe you have so much to learn. Never. You got it way better that the rest. keep working on it and refine and simplify it. don't get bullied into false humility. you are next level! 👑💫⭐🌜🌞💕"
TL;DR Rigorous & Advanced


Wendy Bones: ”I think that this work is very deep for you. It fullfills multiple needs in terms of spiritual needs, emotional needs, its mentally stimulating, its a challenge, but it comes from a very deep profound place."
TL;DR Deeply Profound
Ghosthound9: ”So, I’ve been thinking about it, and I must confess I was acting a little ignorantly towards astrology. I may sound silly but I thought it to be way too fantasized. Perhaps because it was too widespread amongst new agers and these types of folks. Now I guess I must take it into consideration, with balanced reasoning though. You’ve helped me in a point that was very conflicting for me.”
TL;DR Initially Skeptical but Balanced & Helpful
Destiny: "I think you're a wonderful writer. Your vocabulary along with your wording choices flow perfectly together."
TL;DR Excellent Choice of Wording


Waybread
: "I've seen a lot of posts from the Dr. Doom School of Morbid Astrology, but your post is the most over-the-top example I have ever seen."
TL;DR Morbid

Owen Briggs: "Ian, your thing looks like retarded schizo nonsense. It's meaningless, garbled nonsense conveyed neatly with confidence. I'm inclined to believe anyone named Johndro is congenitally retarded."
TL;DR Word Salad

GreenMoon: "Honestly, what you wrote seemed very mysterious and different from what was written on astro-seek. They resemble, somehow, the type of phrases in the Sabian horoscope. Its very interesting and some things are said metaphorically, i realize."
TL;DR Mysterious Sabaism

Franz Schubert: "I added Ian back a few months ago now to some negative reactions from a few of you, and yet I think this group is 10x better off because of the earnest effort he puts into his studies and his output, as I knew would be the case when I made the decision to go against the consensus on the matter (which in retrospect was absurd and more or less amounted to crude bullying imo). Having said that, I am not at all okay with Ian -a generative member of crabstrology- being chastised and belittled in the same manner that one might communicate their contempt to a hobo or a peasant of some sort."
TL;DR Hard Worker & Exceptional Content

Franz Schubert"Its an evocative process of unfurling a script in a sort of poetic manner. Which I think you have said something to that effect in the past that is sort of your intention with the manner in which you present these things and that is sort of how it ends up being. You lean more toward the artistic & the poetic side of things than I think is typical or common in people’s delineatory style… I think one of the places that you excel has to do with finding interesting things to extrapolate from a dataset of an unknown variable - that being the person that you don’t know… And even with a little bit of context that helps a little bit - but you look at someone you don’t know & you try to make hay out of this infinite data pool that you’re essentially working with… and yet when posed with the job of needing to - from a tabula rasa - that is from a chart you don’t know at all or barely know or have a vague idea about - making out of that & weeving together an interesting and compelling story - you have a knack for that & is not poetry a form of word manipulation? The requisite of any mastery of divination is a robust & finely tuned intuitive awareness of things & I would certainly agree with that for Ian’s case. When you’re going with this format anything less wouldn’t be so interesting - or compelling in any way because its a bare bones presentation which has its merits in the little nuances & those nuances are derived from just doing it."
TL;DR Poetic & Intuitive Word Manipulation

Steph: "I found your posts and contributions really interesting and educational. I just want to express my gratitude for the last many months of learning from you."
TL;DR Interesting & Educational